Christine Zander and I wrote this sketch. The idea was that because men looked at women’s chests instead of into their eyes, that over time, the eyes moved down. I had eyes that were mechanical on my chest where nipples would be. The eyes could look up and down, left to right, and even cry. This is Phil Hartman wiping a tear away. We had such a great time writing, producing and performing this sketch. The costume department went all out.